Scary list

I made a list of all the pregnancy related complaints I had, in no particular order.

Matt then said it was very scary. So READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.

Seriously.

Don't read this unless you want to.

I'm not joking.

Ready.

Aim.

(wasting space here so that you don't see the list on the first part of the post)

Still wasting space.

Almost there.

Don't let this list scare you, it was not as bad as it sounds.

Ok, here goes...

FIRE!

My physical/emotional pregnancy complaints, compiled;
indigestion
heartburn
nausea
weepiness
crabbiness
fluid retention
peeing constantly
weird rashes
abscesses
constipation
diarrhea
feet hurting
back hurting
belly button hurting
hips hurting
groin hurting
stretch marks on boobs/belly/thighs
insomnia
bizarre food aversions
enhanced (and obnoxious) sense of smell
frustration over not eating sushi or goat cheese
random new freckles
itchy skin
fat ankles
chipmunk cheeks from facial water retention
being tired constantly
being wired at inappropriate times
being rather pissed off at "still" being pregnant when it is almost baby time

Lastly, everyone's favorite;

hemorrhoids.

I am intentionally leaving out the things that annoyed me that were externally based, like inappropriate comments from strangers and so forth. That stuff was different, somehow.

It was all worth it, of course. Cooper is asleep in his "Super Cooper" jumpsuit in the sling, and thus all is well in the world.