From the mouths of midwives

"The bun is fully baked. Its done. It can come out today. There is no need for bun to stay in the oven any longer."

Stares at my belly as a foot pokes out, wiggles around, smooshes across the belly and then pulls back in, alien style...

"You got an impressive baby in there. Now, we need to work on getting it out! It is a shame we shouldn't use castor oil on you, given your... umm... yeah, you don't need me to tell you why not."

Let's not go there, shall we?

All systems are go!