My boobs weigh 300 lbs. Each. After about 4 years of 34AA, followed by 5 years of 34A, and then 5 years of 36A, I think I am approaching 36C over the course of two weeks. Certainly at roughly the speed of sound. This is not a comfortable process, and I fear I will need to buy a new bra by the weekend because I am definitely not fitting any of mine, anymore. I keep bumping my upper arms into my boobs, bumping my boobs into things, and I keep thinking everyone MUST be staring at my boobs because good GOD look at them! I feel all booby, all the time.
When Matt comes back from work I fear he will not recognize my torso. "Who are you, and what have you done to my wife's tits?"
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