Tuesday, November 10, 2009

For best results

In case you ever need to do this yourself; for best results when attempting to use dental floss to get an extremely tiny wad of venison steak out from between your child's front teeth, use mint flavored floss. The flavorless floss creates a temper tantrum, while the mint flavored floss is treated with the kind of reverence normally only accorded to tiny nibbles of Mom or Dad's horded leftover halloween candy.

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