Heard at our house

While playing with toys...

Me: Helicopter
Cooper: Hoppa hoppa
Me: Let's try again. Hell-ee-cop-terrr
Cooper: Haaaappa haaaappa
Me: Good effort.

While changing Cooper's diaper

Cooper: Cooper diap-ah change owwnstairs. Cooper penis!
Me: Yup.
Cooper: Dada penis! Baby Ant penis! Ucky Doggy penis!
Me: That's right
Cooper: Mama no no no penis
Me: Exactly

While jealous of attention

Cooper: Baby lie down floor.
Me: Sorry Cooper. Mama needs to hold baby right now.
Cooper: Baby seat. Baby lie down. Baby upstairs. Baby nap. Cooper mama lap!
Me: Nope.